what a retard!

so it's 5:50 am, im sitting here waiting for my car to return. i wake up around 4:30 am to find my roommate / friend julio is no where in the apartment. i sit on my bed tired as hell and see that my keys are gone. so i text him to see if he has my car. my retarded roommate / friend julio decides he needs love. i doubt he wasnt thinking when he takes my car without my knowledge. so i keep texting him to bring my car back. while at his lovers, he forgets to turn my lights off. now he is stuck at his damn one night lovers place trying to find a jump, in the mean time i still cant sleep cause my car is somewhere out there, out at julio's am romp. im pissed as hell at the same time i wanna laugh hard, it's moments like these i can't help but say, what a retard, but i still love the guy.

my latest mcnasty modeling inspiration!

so, i got bored today/yesterday. i did what i usually do when i get bored, mindlessly look through facebook and myspace. sometimes i make a comment or two. lately i have been on a trip about making fun of photos. first it was tishna, then alex, the some random video of me doing the hoops, and now coral aka model sean aka sean. the fool deleted my comments from facebook. i was like oh hell na! dat skank aint gonna do dat, im finna teach'em a lesson! so everytime he deleted a comment i would go through and comment more. well, lets just say i have the last laff. about a month ago i decided to dedicate part of my mypace to making fun of people, or just showing off how random my mind can get. i call it "McNasty Modeling." its just for fun, so if your face shows up on it dont think i hate you or out to mess you up socially. you all are more than welcome to post damn ugly pictures of me. anywhoo, so mr coral and grandma zack are the latest models (victims) i've added to my small powerful agency. i've even started to campaign for the SAVE THE BEAVERS CAMPAIGN (totally fake but never the less fun) mr coral, grandma zack, i love you to bits!

PS
a lil laffy taffy of the day comes from the beautiful and quick whitted ms sherry cherry herself. i laffed pretty hard about it, anywhoo here it goes:

- Do you believe Sasquatch exists?
sherry cherry - Yea i do, Shandell's oversized clit. When she sleeps it gets up and runs about.
- If you saw him what would you do?
sherry cherry - Shoot it with a net gun more than likely club it. Then punch dance my way to victory!