what a retard!

so it's 5:50 am, im sitting here waiting for my car to return. i wake up around 4:30 am to find my roommate / friend julio is no where in the apartment. i sit on my bed tired as hell and see that my keys are gone. so i text him to see if he has my car. my retarded roommate / friend julio decides he needs love. i doubt he wasnt thinking when he takes my car without my knowledge. so i keep texting him to bring my car back. while at his lovers, he forgets to turn my lights off. now he is stuck at his damn one night lovers place trying to find a jump, in the mean time i still cant sleep cause my car is somewhere out there, out at julio's am romp. im pissed as hell at the same time i wanna laugh hard, it's moments like these i can't help but say, what a retard, but i still love the guy.