alright, how many of you have ever tried to impersonate another person or attempt an accent at any random fast food drive through? i do it every so often. i've never had anyone complain or get angry.
so last night i decide im hungry, cam, lets go! zach lets go! we drive around trying to decide what we want to eat, in the mean time we listen to zach's ridiculous love life, that's a whole other blog! anywhoo, we randomly find ourselves at mcdonalds. its midnight, maybe three cars in front of me, and maybe three employees are there. so i order with a gay lisp! i said nothing out of the ordinary that i would not have with a normal voice, other than saying "thanks sweetie" at the end. cam and zach are busting a gut and embarrassed that i did it. i think to myself no harm, i've done it before. HA HA, boy was i wrong! we get to the window to pay. the guy (no joke looked like the guy in the picture, except no big hair) tells me i was being disrespectful, and that his employees could have gotten my order wrong, and i would have come back mad at them. LMAO! what tha hell? so every one of your employees wears a head set and listens to every order? and how the hell do you deal with people who have a real gay lisp, or people who you really can't understand? i asked if he could hear me clearly, he says yes. i then ask if he got my order right, he says yes. i ask how was i being disrespectful, he says with a very angry tone (oh gosh this is classic!) "IM NOT A SWEETIE, IM A GUY!!!!!!" LMAO! i didn't know what to say, should i laugh? should i say something smartass? instead i was quiet angry and flustered with the guy. i asked him three times if he wanted an apology. he says no and continues to discipline me, i honestly did know what he wanted. finally the fourth time i ask if he wanted an apology, he says yes, out of anger i said "uh! no!" then drive off to the next window. as i get to the next window he is standing there with his hands on his hips mad as hell! i was like this closet gay mofo is gonna spit in my food then throw fries at me and scream "IM NOT A SWEETIE, IM A GUY!!". the image of him standing there staunch serious about me calling him sweetie will forever haunt me. he was pissed! and he had every right to be. "WHY ARE YOU GUYS SUCH JERKS?!" is what comes out of his mouth. ugh, first of all, i ordered like any normal person did except with a lisp and saying "thanks sweetie". second, i was friendly and very nice until your retarded logic came into play. third, you guys? it was just me doing all the talking. fourth, dude, get over yourself, you ain't that manly. fifth, ha ha, you got owned with a gay lisp! cam thinks i offended his masculinity, zach says *asain accent* he's just stupid (typical answer for everything), i say, maybe he thought i was making fun of his lisp. whatever the case, it was a fun, frustrating, and a fulfilling night. thanks mcdonalds drive through guy, all i was doing was ordering with a lisp.
